Quotes of Top 25 Most Popular Dating Quotes

Dating Quotes

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
Jack Nicholson

Hope for love, pray for love, wish for love, dream for love…but don’t put your life on hold waiting for love.
Mandy Hale

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
Greg Behrendt

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
Charlaine Harris

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.
Thomas Fuller

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. Mitch Hedberg

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.
Maya Angelou

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
Mae West

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Joey Adams

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
Amy Sedaris

Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.
Candace Bushnell

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted.
Billie Holiday

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Tim Allen

I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her.
Adam Levine

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy

It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with.
Clark Gable

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others.
Wayne Dyer

Well, I’m sure you’ll find someone somewhere who’ll have you.
J.K. Rowling

Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move.
David Foster Wallace

The joy of intimacy is the reward of commitment.
Joshua Harris

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.
Natalie Portman

To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads.
Foxy Brown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
Wendy Liebman

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.
Chris Pine

Some women flirt more with what they say, and some with what they do.
Anna Held

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
Garry Shandling


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