Quotes of Top 40 Most Popular Pet Quotes

Pet Quotes

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. 
Groucho Marx

There was no mistaking; he was a King on his throne... and I crowned him.
Jessica M. Collette

Time spent with cats is never wasted. 
Sigmund Freud

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. 
Kinky Friedman

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. 
Josh Billings

Take care of your dog because a dead dog is NOT a fun companion!
Darlene Arden

For her part, Amy Kev's Waffles with a passionate ferocity that she felt a little bit guilty about not being able to feel, most of the time, for humans. It probably helped that he was constantly doing cute shit and couldn't speak.
Emily Gould

A cat's head rubbing your cheeks can give you a wonderful feeling, that of being loved and accepted.
Tara Estacaan

See that's exactly why I don't want a dog." "Why?" "Because it'll just die." "Everybody dies, Brooklyn." Like that makes it okay or something.
Lisa Schroeder

This is why I keep telling Ash to get you a cat or a bird. Guns aren't proper pets.
Andrea Cremer

Cat Stevens is also the only other member of the family who enjoys eating the meats that Dad brings home from the Strip, although sometimes he expresses his enjoyment by barfing.
Jesse Andrews

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. 
Albert Schweitzer

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. 
Edith Wharton

Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened. 
Anatole France

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Winston Churchill

Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. Rod McKuen

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. 
Terry Pratchett

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 
Abraham Lincoln

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. 
Roger Caras

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 
George Carlin

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. 
Joseph Wood Krutch

Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. 
James Herriot

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. 
Bernard Williams

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. 
Hippolyte Taine

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. 
Max Eastman

If it weren't for the animals waiting for her, she wouldn't bother getting out of bed. Then, room service was a little lacking when you lived alone.
Dale Mayer

From the very beginning, there was not the slightest doubt that Olga da Polga was the sort of guinea pig who would go places.
Michael Bond

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.
Ryan Lilly

It is much easier to show compassion to animals. They are never wicked. 
Haile Selassie

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet. 
Paul Rudd

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet. 
Pam Brown

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. 
Charles de Gaulle

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. 
Ogden Nash

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. 
Rita Rudner

He was always eating things of hers. Clothing, books, family heirlooms.
Kellyn Roth

Listen, said Beverly. Let me tell you something. There is no Very Friendly Animal Center. That cat is long gone.
Kate DiCamillo

Do you like pets better than toys and books? I always did, so I thought very likely you would too.
Georgette Heyer

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.
Anatole France

I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.
Neil Gaiman


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