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Best Quotes Of Humour Quotes

Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour. 
Henry Allingham

Try to exercise gentleness, kindness and humour, and you cannot go far wrong. 
Sophie Winkleman

I was trying for years to woo people through humour, but it seems flash cars are much easier. 
Stephen Merchant

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. 
Simon Wiesenthal

It is hard for power to enjoy or incorporate humour and satire in its system of control. 
Dario Fo

I love a girl with a good sense of humour, who is confident but who has a sweetness to her - that melts my heart. 
Gerard Butler

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
Douglas Adams

Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.
Suzanne Collins

Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you've felt that way.
Charles Bukowski

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
Rodney Dangerfield

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
Robert Orben

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
Douglas Adams

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.
Johnny Depp

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out. 
Lawrence Ferlinghetti

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
Rodney Dangerfield

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Oscar Wilde

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
Rodney Dangerfield

When you're drowning you don't think, I would be incredibly pleased if someone would notice I'm drowning and come and rescue me. You just scream.
John Lennon

I love a girl with a good sense of humour, who is confident but who has a sweetness to her - that melts my heart. 
Gerard Butler

I love to bring humour into my work. Because comedy is not a huge part of the art world. And big-business film takes itself very seriously. 
James Franco

Of the things which nourish the imagination, humour is one of the most needful, and it is dangerous to limit or destroy it. 
John Millington Synge

There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable. 
Rufus Wainwright

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age... Humour is universal. 
Jeremy Lloyd

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad. 
Norman Wisdom

If you don't have humour, then you may as well nail the coffin lid down now. 
Roger Moore

My career is chequered. Then I think I got pigeon-holed in humour; Shakespeare is not my thing. 
Maggie Smith

I've always said, I thought the Sex Pistols was more Music Hall than anything else - because I think that really, more truths are said in humour than any other form. 
John Lydon

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
Mindy Kaling

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.
- T-shirt
Darynda Jones

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George Carlin

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
Rodney Dangerfield

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called 'fan fiction'.
Joss Whedon

No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it
Fernando Pessoa

I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman!
C. JoyBell C.

the only way Bex would miss this would be if she were unconscious. And tied up. And in a concrete bunker. In Siberia.
Ally Carter

It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?
Terry Pratchett

It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humour. 
W. Somerset Maugham

Australians are geniuses with a good sense of humour. 
Fred Schneider

I enjoy humour more than anything, I don't really sit around banging my head and crying all the time. 
Joaquin Phoenix

There's such a unique humour in Wales that I just love and miss in Los Angeles. 
Matthew Rhys

I love British voicing and British humour in general. I'm a huge Ricky Gervais fan. 


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